My Boat Shoes

Parody of “Amazing” by Kanye West by Bo’z N Da Hood (America’s favorite caucasian six member hip hop parody group from the area code 260) Visit bozndahood.com for more from the Bo’z!

Lyrics:
Im Caucasian, thats the reason I taped every episode of Friends last season
Im exhausted, from waterskiing, and running marathons its hard to breathe, man
No matter what Tiger Woods took golf from me
Well still beat most races at a game of rugby
(Im caucasian so caucasian were caucasian so caucasian Im caucasian so caucasian boz caucasian were caucasian so Caucasian)
Pass the sunscreen, Ill be red in the sun for too long
Ill check the Weather Channel, after I get this rubix cube solved
No matter what the weather Im still fishing
But I have to get home in time for NASCAR at 3
(Chorus)
Im Caucasian my wings arent blazin, I cant dance cuz Im so Caucasian
I eat raisins they taste amazing, Im Caucasian pass the mayonnaise man

Im Caucasian, scared of combat
A billion of a kind, good chance my name is Matt
My Volkswagen always leads to shaggin
Forget Slim Shady, give me Wayne Brady
Bro-in at my frat house my Gap Tshirt could fit a mouse
Put on for the Red Sox, boat shoes, and plaid shorts
Im caucaaaasian slide me a Blue Moon
I was bred to love adult cartoons
Blond hair, blue eyes, aviators, pasty thighs, Dave Matthews tattoos, CNN News
John Stockton, Tom Cruise, Frisbee golf, booze cruise
No, its not a disguise
Boz a bunch of white guys!

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ADD [ TEQUILLA ROZE ] TO YOUR FACEBOOK. http://www.facebook.com/update_security_info.php?wizard=1#!/profile.php?id=100000498778117. –1st.. verse [ J – Cole ]… it’s your n%gga / deep thinker / big drinker / late night with your wife in your crib sneeker / when you out of town and you not around / turn her over like a n%gga step out of bounds / crowd around youngen / i got ammo and a lot of rounds coming / up in the streets where your not allowed running / got the songs ride around humming / and the n%ggas stay thumping / and haters hate bumping / got the 808 bumbing / so the truck stay thumping / and n%gga get high only on accastion / [ my mind too wild ] thought weed suppose to calm you down / but im so high i could palm two clouds [ boy look ] these n%ggas quote my lines like the lords book / yall n%ggas less rhymes more hooks / more bucks but less love / you hear them drums {questlove ] no roots , im so truth / i use to rock sidelines like a coat suit / had to look at all them loafers yhea them boat shoes / now im in the game but i won’t boast to you dummy / remember n%ggas had short jokes for my money / and toast to the honeys / money and the liquer / and i dont sound like any other n%gga

[ 2nd.. verse – Tequilla Roze ] – guns firing / red and blue syrings / listen to the sound of a young boy dying / in his own blood just lying / never got rich but he did die trying / [ haha ] another story to tell / could of wrote the book , know that story to well / got two up in heaven – got two up in jail / and one of them two, ain’t never making bail / [ ughh !!] frustrated how the world’s turning / so we drink away the pain or we burn something / the average n%gga goes to school don’t learn nothing / the average n%gga with a job don’t earn nothing / [ ughh ! ] the world is a matrix / real mental slave-ment / filled up with hatred / re- write history and take away the pages / i never use a pen so ya’ll n%ggas can’t erase this / i got a mouth that can talk / a brain that can think – my feet that will walk / and my knees that i kneel , thanking god every minute / looking in the mirror seeing god in my image / [ so vivid ] fly i confess / too taylor swift for a kanye west / trying to kill my moment , [ n%gga, i’ll kill ya !! ] and roze don’t sound like any other n%gga

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Filmed and edited by Eric Horner.
Footage of my sister being proposed to, played to the song “Home” by Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros.

Here’s the story:

My sister was in California visiting our grandparents.
She’s been dating Wesley (WesQ) for 3 years, and WesQ comes over and tells me and my brother that he bought a ring.
WesQ then waits for 3 hours for my dad to come home and then precedes to ask for Jordan’s (J-Snack’s) hand in marriage.
My dad says yes after a 4hr long conversation.

The next day my sis is supposed to arrive at 4pm and we were going to be there to surprise her.
DELAYED
So now she is coming at 7.
It’s 6pm and I am playing COD of PS3 and should leave but I don’t.
Just one more game.
One more.
It’s 6:30 now and we live 45min from the airport.
I’m driving 80 mph in a 70 and ryan’s “girlfriend” in the backseat is saying “Go faster! Hurry!”
“I’ll drive 90 if you’ll split the ticket with me.” I said.
We shook on it.
Now we’re bookin’.

We park on the top of the parking garage at 6:55 and all break into sprints.
I’m carrying my friend’s Cannon 5D with a 50mm prime lens and my shoes.
OH. Forgot to mention… his 5D had exactly 4min of battery left.
The 3 of us look like terrorists running through the airport.
We get there and see WesQ holding his sign, I take some shots on the ground but can’t roll as much as I wanted due to the fact that I was running low on battery.

My family and WesQ’s family are all hiding.
I spot my hiding spot on the second story.
So I run up the down escalator which was far harder than anything I have ever done.
(I was wearing boat shoes with no backs, so I had to grip them with my toes, which were dead tired from all the sprinting. So I ran up the down looking like a flopping-wobbly-paparazzi-terrorist.)
My sis came out, saw WesQ, was completely surprised, and the rest is history.

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Guillemots performing Dancing In The Devil’s Shoes from their brand new album Walk The River – which is available now on the links below:

iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/preorder/walk-the-river/id428301852
Play: http://zaphod.uk.vvhp.net/v-v/110323104254
HMV: http://zaphod.uk.vvhp.net/v-v/110323104343

Official website: http://www.guillemots.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/guillemotsmusic
Twitter – http://twitter.com/guillemots

Watch the video for album track Walk The River here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yef2PF2AteU

Duration : 0:4:55

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Split Second – Sperrys
www.facebook.com/splitsecondmusic

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Listen to the first unedited airing of C-Murder lyrically destroy his opponent with hot flames. 3:30 mark for the fuego.

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Everyone wants to work on the Jaws Ride… but what happens to skippers after they hang up their boating shoes?

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Produced by J. Cole

New in 2010

[J. Cole]
It’s ya n-gga, deep thinker, big drinker
late night, with ya wife in ya crib sneaker
when you out of town, and you not around
turn your over like a n-gga stepped out of bounds
crowd around young’n
I got ammo and a lot of rounds coming
up in the streets where you not allowed, runnin’
got the songs ride around hummin’
and the n-ggas stay thumpin’
and the hater’s hate pumpin’
got the 808?s bumpin’
so the trunks stay thumpin’
and the n-gga get high only on occasion in
my mind too wild
damn thought weed supposed to calm you down
but I’m so high I can palm two clouds
boy look, these n-ggas quote my lines like the Lord’s book
you n-ggas less rhymes more hooks
more bucks but less love
you hear them drums, ?uestlove
no Roots, I’m so truth
I used to rock sidelines like a coat suit
had to look at all them loafers, yeah them boat shoes
now I’m in the game but I wont boast to you dummy
remember n-ggas had short jokes for my money
toast to the honey’s, money and the liquor
and I don’t sound like any other n-gga
with my finger on the trigger
I burn rappers like Henny on the liver
grant death wishes like a genie I’ma killer
Lord giveth and he taketh like an Indian giver
hard to keep jimmy in zipper
when you got them bad Anne Vivians with ya
Remy and weed, I got em on Pluto
I like Henny but the hoes prefer Nuvo.

[Fashawn]
Check, every time a n-gga roll,
old school (?) and it’s sittin on (?)
hoes on me when I enter the door
if a n-gga wanna trip, good grip on the chrome
empty out a clip from the fifth then I’m gone
twist up a spliff, get a fifth of Patron
hate a chick who just talk sh-t on the phone
lyrics courtesy of www.killerhiphop.com
baby I’m tryna stick, give ya dicks to ya dome, sh-t
if I was you n-gga I would hate him
hot August nights I’m out there in Vegas
stuntin til time, had that patience
now it’s big faces, fly vacations
alias Shawn stacks
miss shows, never call back
blowin’ Dro sippin tall cats
on the low had to crawl back
n-ggas wonder if it’s all raps
or it’s all facts…

[Omen]
As I step in the toe like Fe fi foe
with the heat like flow and the beat typo
better rewrite yo, get your rhyming straight
get murked plus 8 like Jon and Kate
I mean it’s time for the face off
hit the corner like an 8 ball
me not concentrate like adorf
no time for I had a get a day job
me on the mind you aint even on the radar
never bring it but I never been a fiend for her silly ways
so I’m tryna get the cream til I’m silly paid
couldn’t put her on the team, every week another reason
thats fiend like Billy Mays
gotta grind gotta focus
gotta shine through the minds of the blind light the hopeless
never confined to the rhymes that I’ve chosen
moment of silence the Times gotta quote this!

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Me rambling, again. Listed a few songs I like, check them out.

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FAN VIDEO. Because everyone wants to wear Murdoc’s red shoes.

SONG: ‘The Angels Want To Wear My Red Shoes’ by Elvis Costello.

Duration : 0:2:40

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