When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it’s new, what was it improving on?
Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called ‘Jolly Ranchers’? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Can a black person join the kkk?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
When there’s two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven’t been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it’s only a game" when they’re winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it’s not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why can’t donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
If there’s a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
Do people in prison celebrate halloween…. if so how?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they’re English?
What do Greeks say when they don’t understand something?
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes’ asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
At what point in man’s evolution did he start wiping his ass?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How come all of the planets are spherical?
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn’t just peel right off?
when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
Why doesn’t Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don’t shine " on a nude beach?
What do people in China call their good plates?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why don’t woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they say a football team is the ‘world champion’ when they don’t play anybody outside the US?
Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
Were Mary and Joseph’s surname Christ before Jesus was born?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn’t it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
Does a ‘Marks-A-Lot’ marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
On Gilligan’s Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver’s license?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can’t you get honey from a plastic bee?
Can bald men get lice?
When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
Why are women and men’s shoe sizes different?
Can you "stare off into space" when you’re in space?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it’s illegal to keep one as a pet?
Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you’re caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Who coined the phrase, ‘coined the phrase?’
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don’t produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
ref 1: Partly cloudy is when teh sky has opaque clouds that cover 1/8th to 1/4 of the sky, partly sunny (mostly cloudy) is when 3/4 to 7/8th of the sky is covered with opaque clouds
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Are eyebrows considered facial hair? ref2:
Eyebrows also have an important facilitative function in communication, strengthening expressions like surprise or anger. In other words eyebrows make up part of facial expressions so by logical extension would be part of the face therfore tobe considered facial hair.
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If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Leg first birth is an abnormal birth as the baby would normally be born head first. I would make the call on this that time of birth determination is not done until such time that the baby is clear of the birth canal and determined to be alive and breathing.
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In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a Pony.
Stuck a feather in his cap and it macaroni.
By using the word IT an inanimate object is being referred to so I would say feather.
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Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Yes, Fortunes are no longer valid after your death.
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Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Cold Cuts are finely ground meat products with spices that are stuffed into casings. Casings were originally obtained from teh slaughtered animals intestine. The intesting being a long tube like internal organ will form a cylindrical shape when stuffed with the meats
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Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
ref3:
yes
Dictionary \Dic"tion*a*ry\, noun; pl. {Dictionaries}. [Cf. F. dictionnaire. See {Diction}.]
1. A book containing the words of a language, arranged alphabetically, with explanations of their meanings; a lexicon; a vocabulary; a wordbook.
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Can you daydream at night?
Daydream \Day"dream’\ (-dr[=e]m’), noun A vain fancy speculation; a reverie; a castle in the air; unfounded hope.
Millions of night shift workers do. And by definiton the time of day is irrelavant
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Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
The little dot is a home position and is an aid for touch typing numeric data via key pad. This is similar to the bump for index fingers for the home row of a QWERTY keyboard (letters F & J)
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Can crop circles be square?
ref4: Yes, see link for crop circles which are different shapes including squares. All depend upon who makes them as to there shape.
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If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
As ghosts don’t exist nor the capacity to traverse through matter. This is also a common flaw in sci-fi where a device to walk through walls is used. The floors should not support the individual either. So why doesn’t the operator sink into the ground? This is a reminder that one is dealing with fiction and special effects.
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Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
ref5:
NO. see link, half way down. three demerit points given for driving in reverse.
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When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
NO ref6:
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Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
There is a relatively small amount of brown extract used in proportion to other ingredients which are white (cream). THe brown color is highly diluted
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Can animals commit suicide?
As there are four type of suicide (see ref7) it is possible for an animal to not take action that would save its life. There are some animals which bond for life and when faced with losing their partner seem to get depressed. If that animal stopped eating of failed to flee a preditor that maybe considered a "Negative suicide"
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Nothing because that is the way nature intends
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If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Medical triage would make the call as to the severity and threat to life. Person at the time with the gravest injury or immeadiate threat to life is given priority.
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How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it’s new, what was it improving on?
"If its new and improved what was the other stuff? Old and raunchy!? " – Humor from "All in the Family" (TV show)
Realistically and example would be a new formula of a soap. The replacement or additional ingredient provides synergistic cleaning power not provided in the previous formulation. Hence NEW formula with Improved Cleaning properties over the OLD formula.
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Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
They are if you buy the expensive lined drapes. Most likely a cost cutting move on the part of people not willing to spend twice the price for high quality drapes. Also thin linen drapes with dyed patterns look the same on both sides. (Other than stitching)
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When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
"you may kiss the bride" – Have you seen some of these weddings?!!! There is a Bride and Groom!!!!
Non Gender forms:
"you may Kiss"
"You may kiss each other"
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Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Hot water melts ice. DUH!!!
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Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
Because fruit rhymes with toot!
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If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
Probably the Sadistic Torturer who tickled his victim to death.
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If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
I see you have found the root of the problem
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Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
See ref8:
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Let’s get one thing straight at the outset, packaging is a secondary use of peanuts. They were conceived on July 5, 1939 by a frustrated psychiatrist. Dr. Sig Kwaque was walking home, despondent, head down, when he spotted the remains of one of those black snake fireworks thingies (that’s a technical term). The little gray cells went wild. Plastic! He immediately called a friend that owned Plastics Inc. and VIOLA, he had little foam curlies(Tech term).. By using one or more of these little styrofoam doohickeys(TT) laid on a piece of black paper he had invented a 3 dimensional Rohrschact test! The S shaped one’s represented the id, the bowlies(TT), the ego. He added the colors as a stimulus. (Just look at one or more and see what you come up with! Tsk, Tsk, get your mind out of the gutter!) Reinvigorated, he invested his life savings, wrote articles in all the psychiatric journals, was ridiculed and went belly up. Meanwhile, his friend at Plastics Inc. was stuck with zillions of these styrofoam thingamajigs. Not wanting to lose any more money warehousing them, he sold them to a shrewd entrepreneur for, you got it, peanuts. The rest is history!<<<
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Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
Rabbits and Eggs are signs of fertility and new life. The catholic Church often placed religous significance to pagan holidays (such as fertility rites and cerimonies) in an effort to supplant the pagan gods and rites with Catholic symbols and meanings.
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Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
They probably
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