Sølvkarane – Somali Pirates

A song 2 friends of mine made in their free time. I thought it was hilarious!

Lyrics:

[Chorus: ]
realest I ever wrote, chilling in my pirate boat
Riding down the Somali coast, shooting people and leave them float
We have weapons and explosives, but we got no god shoes (Hey!)
We are the Somali pirates and we will never lose (Argh!)

[Verse 1:]
Im a pirate with guns and grenades
if you say Im ugly I will blow up your face
I got a RPG-7 right here in my hand
semi automatics laying hidden in the sand
On the coast of the great Somalia
where my fellow pirates will kill all of yaa
We got a party every night on our boat
where we drink some beer and eat a goat
Hi you lady? Lets have sex
Ill take off my clothes and start to flex
Show off my sexy Somali chest
hidden under my bulletproof vest
Oh shit, I have to go; there are a couple of boats
full of Americans wearing fur coats
Marines with guns at the ready
oh am Im going 2 b deady

[Chorus: ]
realest I ever wrote, chilling in my pirate boat
Riding down the Somali coast, shooting people and leave them float
We have weapons and explosives, but we got no god shoes (Hey!)
We are the Somali pirates and we will never lose (Argh!)

[Bridge 1:]
Good somali food and nice expensive wine, on your ship is where we like to shoot, slice and dine,
so this is the realest that i ever wrote, sailing on the ocean in my pirate boat.
Hey!

[Verse 2:]
The Americans trying to shoot our ass
but we speeding in our rowboats while we smoke some grass,
They cant hit us, and now we climbing up on the side
lets hope for their own sake they went to hide
Themselves from this massive robbing
no they just standing on deck and sobbing,
A sexy lady here with big ears looking like an elf
I think I have to introduce my self
My name is Jama, and over here is my mate
his name is Abukar and he is looking for a date
Hi lady, come to our party, were having so much fun, girl its time to run
My rocket launcher in the air
I can feel the wind blowing in my awsome Somali hair
I can hear an explosion right behind this float, damn
I think I just shot my own boat

[Chorus: ]
realest I ever wrote, chilling in my pirate boat
Riding down the Somali coast, shooting people and leave them float
We have weapons and explosives, but we got no god shoes (Hey!)
We are the Somali pirates and we will never lose (Argh!)

[Bridge 2:]
Hey lady, do you still want me? Even if the boat is blown we still can have a party! (Yes!)
Cuz lady I can show u how a pirate gets down, and yeah Im the best there is from here around
Ive been sailing on the sea since 1962, Ive been robbing, Ive been stealing and now I want you
We can have some fun on this American boat, now lady let me put my thing down your throat (Yes!)

[Chorus: ]
realest I ever wrote, chilling in my pirate boat
Riding down the Somali coast, shooting people and leave them float
We have weapons and explosives, but we got no god shoes (Hey!)
We are the Somali pirates and we will never lose (Argh!)
X2

Duration : 0:4:22

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