lol any wacky answwers for this sarcasm?

1.A closed mouth gathers no foot.
2.If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
3.Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
4.Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
5.Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
6.It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet
8.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

Laughter…pure unadulterated laughter is my response!
Thanks! I needed a good laugh!

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