1.A closed mouth gathers no foot.
2.If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
3.Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
4.Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
5.Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
6.It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet
8.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
I’ve seen those before.
What is your question?
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LOL! Excellent.
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Sounds like something I would say… except a bit more sarcasticness (if that word exists)
E.g How do you kill two birds with one stone? Throw the stone twice dumb ass…
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I’ve seen those before.
What is your question?
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The humour is great.
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Is that all? I`ve expected to learn more…….
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no kind deed goes unpunished
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